I just had dinner but i dont think its gonna stay down…

I hate random people friending me on myspace. i hate more random wankers sending ‘please be my girlfriend’ messages to any female they find…i mean seriously read this shit:

I am So hapy to write you a letter,I fell in love with all that you have in your profile,infact you a jewel of beauty.I have search all over world looking for a lady like you and here am i looking at those your eyeballs that are glittering like a diamond.

if i wasnt already feeling nauseous i certainly am now!
lets guess how many thousands of chicks he copy and pasted that message too….oh there was more but trust me – it isnt worth reading.

i checked the guys profile and in the ‘Who I’d Like to meet’ bit it says:

A woman that i can call my own.A woman that will be there for me and a woman that will make me happy all the time and for the rest of my life. I am looking for a woman that will spend the rest of her life with me,she must be caring,loving and must be God fearing.

buddy – you are SO barking up the wrong tree. please be assured i would make your life hell on earth! i am really annoying…and i would be expecting YOU to be making me happy – not the other way around. HA!