Tag Archives: star wars

Jan 14

Black Milk Clothing – OMG!

I cry because fashion.

Usually I just go about life ignoring the cool fashion things coz I am a plus-sized girl and most of the stuff I love will never fit me (unless I go nuts and actually diet…but ha! like thats gonna happen). So periodically Chanel puts out something i weep over (omg that lil green crop jacket from a season or two ago…KILL ME NOW! I LOVED IT! It was my favourite shade of green damnit), and the tears that steam down my face coz I will never fit in a cute Gothic Lolita outfit. Its a cruel world.

But usually I ignore these things, or just drool over the stuff I like.

But the universe like to hurt me, coz one of the girls I follow on Tumblr LOVES Black Milk Clothing – especially the leggings. And OMGAWD DO THEY MAKE ME CRY!!!!!!!!! I WANT THEM SOOO BAD!!!! Especially the Mucha ones…holy crap!!

Mucha Black Leggings

Mucha Black Leggings

The Great Wave Leggings

The Great Wave Leggings

Cherry Blossom White Leggings

Cherry Blossom White Leggings

I think I am hyperventilating!! :(

And yeah so not meant for fat hirls, but their dresses – I dont think they would look good on anyone but a super skinny chick….BUT OMG they have Star Wars themed stuff!!! WAH!!!!

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Boba Fetts Last Stand

Boba Fetts Last Stand

This may just be the greatest thing to destroy my inner fangirl and my inner fashion diva at the same time. HOLY CRAP!!! Just browsing their collection kills me. IF ONLY I COULD STARVE MYSELF!!! T.T

Apr 6

this cracked me up! I think the people who put down Jedi should be allowed to say they are a religion because according to this:
“The criteria of religion are twofold: first, belief in a Supernatural Being, Thing or Principle; and second, the acceptance of canons of conduct in order to give effect to that belief”
then saying your a Jedi is valid. You believe in ‘an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us.
It binds the galaxy together.’ I think we all know whats its called. And Jedi’s clearly have ‘canons of conduct’. Okay – people arent gonna go find someone to train them in the Jedi arts, but still. Anyways – was just browsing some Star Wars websites and here’s a site about the Jedi Creed

hehehe more fun about putting down Jedi as your religion – from the UK this time.

Dec 18

George Lucas in Love

i was browsing Amazon AGAIN! anyways – one of the recommendations it gave me was George Lucas in Love. I hadn’t seen it before but i had read about it so i did a quick google search and on this site you can watch it. it’s only streamed to your puta – cant download it – but i just wanted to watch it, very funny – and the end – especially the bit just a little bit after the credits rolled was pure gold!!!!!

if you dont know what George Lucas in Love is – its a take off of Shakespeare in Love and is the fictional story about how young George came up with the Star Wars story. its brilliant! well – unless you’ve never seen Star Wars, and you also havent seen Shakespeare in Love – then you might not get it at all and you should be taken outside and shot. not about Shakespeare in Love – but about Star Wars. i personally am afraid of people who have never seen Star Wars.

Star Wars came out the year i was born so there’s always been Star Wars in my life. and my brother has been, still is, and shall probably always be a total Star Wars NUT!

When Return of the Jedi came out St George Building Society (now a bank) had these accounts that kids could open that were RotJ accounts and i remember you got this poster which you put these stickers on. my brother, sister and i all got one. :)

and have i mentioned the christmas when my EVIL PARENTS bought my cousins an Ewok each and didnt get us one – and i am not talking a little plastic one – these things were like half the size of a real ewok – they were DAMN COOL!!!!! another in the long list of crimes the parents have committed against my sister and i…………oh what a hard life i have lead. ;)