i dont think i have shared – but somehow i have acquired a whopping huge hole in the back tooth on the right side of my mouth up the top. one day – tooth is all happy and good. next day – big hole! stupid thing. and i dont have any private medical cover so if i go get the sucker filled its gonna cost a bomb. poop.

and its gonna be a bitch to reach if he has to do any drilling. i may just ask him to pull the stupid thing out when i finally go.

i am one of those freakish people who has no fear of the dentist. i dont even mind drilling that much. i dont like needles though. when i was 12 or 13 the two ‘fang’ teeth i had – instead of doing the normal thing and pushing out the baby tooth – the fangs decided to grow over the top – a very attractive look i can tell you. so eventually i went to the dentist and he ended up pulling out both of them – and at least one other down the bottom. maybe there was two, i forget – but he had to give me needles. one at the front of the gum where he was pulling from and then behind it too. the needles were waaaaay worse than the tooth pulling!

also for years afterwards my fangs sat forward more than the rest of my teeth, they have slowly moved back a lot by themselves but they still stick out a bit. i never got braces – apart from my wretched fangs my teeth were always really straight.