{"id":709,"date":"2000-10-10T09:56:00","date_gmt":"2000-10-09T22:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/?p=709"},"modified":"2012-08-18T23:27:27","modified_gmt":"2012-08-18T12:27:27","slug":"709","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/0010\/10\/pageone\/pageone3.html\">This is terrible<\/a>! What are the commercial stations going to air now in their late nite slots? Maybe some real tv shows perhaps? Or even some old movies? Wow &#8211; that would be different. Then again &#8211; they may whip out the old standards like more Danoz stuff, the Zero G Fitness Strider and it&#8217;s imitators, various forms of ab-rollers, etc etc. Maybe we will get back to those bloody hysterical ads for phone lines where the girls talk dirty to ya. <\/p>\n<p>Since I was 12 I have watched a lot of late night tv and for a few years in Sydney the ads just got more and more explicit. Before they cleaned up their act the last one I can recall was a chick that you could only see from the neck down dancing topless in a yellow g-string and then towards the end of the ad she takes off the g-string but all you see is her dangling it off her finger &#8211; nothing rude. <\/p>\n<p>Man it was funny! I remember seeing it during an ep of Star Trek : Deep Space Nine and pissing myself laughing because people would have prepped their videos to tape it and gone to bed so when they finally get to watch it &#8211; there&#8217;s a semi naked chick on the screen! lmao<\/p>\n<p>But I have to admit my fave one of those phone line things is ManLine! It&#8217;s a way &#8220;for special guys to meet other special guys&#8221; &#8211; the voice over and the music is just a bloody cack!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Then theres the ad for IntroLine &#8211; man I hate the chicks in that ad. &#8220;Tell me the number for IntroLine &#8211; PLEASE!&#8221; &#8220;Slave for life?&#8221; &#8220;Okay!&#8221;<br \/>\nGet stuffed you desperate cows!<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-709\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span>Tumblr<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-709\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\"><span>Pinterest<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\"><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#\" class=\"sharing-anchor sd-button share-more\"><span>More<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"sharing-hidden\"><div class=\"inner\" style=\"display: none;\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-709\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span>Reddit<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-709\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\"><span>LinkedIn<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">This is terrible! What are the commercial stations going to air now in their late nite slots? Maybe some real tv shows perhaps? Or even some old movies? Wow &#8211; that would be different. Then again &#8211; they may whip out the old standards like more Danoz stuff, the Zero G Fitness Strider and it&#8217;s imitators, various forms of ab-rollers,&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-709\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span>Tumblr<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-709\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\"><span>Pinterest<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\"><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#\" class=\"sharing-anchor sd-button share-more\"><span>More<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"sharing-hidden\"><div class=\"inner\" style=\"display: none;\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-709\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span>Reddit<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-709\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/?share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\"><span>LinkedIn<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[111],"tags":[753],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v16.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>- Day 17<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2000\/10\/709\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"- Day 17\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is terrible! 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