{"id":3604,"date":"2012-01-13T04:48:53","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T17:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/?p=3604"},"modified":"2012-01-13T04:54:47","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T17:54:47","slug":"im-sorry-mr-octopus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sorry mr octopus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to post this with the other vids but they were all mega adorbs times.<br \/>\nThis is just &#8216;OMGAAAWD WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?&#8217; times.<\/p>\n<p>Pretty sure if your food starts moving and is trying to ESCAPE from the bowl&#8230;.its not wise to eat it.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dxQmOR_QLfQ?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Seriously if someone put that down in front of me I would be all &#8216;i cant eat that!&#8217;<br \/>\nI like my meat\/seafood to not still resemble exactly how it looked when it was alive  &#8211; prawns are an exception but then even they change colour when cooked!! And I dont like when prawns still have head and shells when cooked!<br \/>\nAnd fish &#8211; as long as scales and eyes are gone i can do it&#8230;but if you serve me fish and there is a fishy eye looking up at me going &#8216;WHHHHHHY???&#8217; I cant eat it!! \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>ANYWAYS &#8211; so yeah this bowl is already made of &#8216;aww hell no!&#8217; even <em>without<\/em> the added excitement of pouring soy on to make the <em>fucker<\/em> dance!!!!!!!!!!! <\/p>\n<p>This reminds me of something&#8230;.<em>oh yes!<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aeRVB2XP19g?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Heres some more freaky wiggling food. T.T<\/p>\n<p>I had seen animated gifs of the above video on Tumblr, and when I went searching for it I found this video first<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ddNBZYU6Wyo?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>At least they arent about to eat these&#8230;<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2YZJt_Bw3eo?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>As previously stated &#8211; if i can see the fishes eyes&#8230;its all over. The fact that its twitching (even if its like the others where something has been put on it that makes the nerve endings move) I would totally want to throw up if this was sitting on the table and people were eating from it.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NMIK6ZgMXwk?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>BTW &#8211; I&#8217;m not judging peeps who do eat this stuff. Food is food yo!<br \/>\nIf you can eat it &#8211; good on you.<br \/>\nBut my brain would not let <em>me<\/em> do so, NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-3604\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span>Tumblr<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-3604\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\"><span>Pinterest<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\"><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#\" class=\"sharing-anchor sd-button share-more\"><span>More<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"sharing-hidden\"><div class=\"inner\" style=\"display: none;\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-3604\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span>Reddit<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-3604\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\"><span>LinkedIn<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">I was going to post this with the other vids but they were all mega adorbs times. This is just &#8216;OMGAAAWD WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?&#8217; times. Pretty sure if your food starts moving and is trying to ESCAPE from the bowl&#8230;.its not wise to eat it. Seriously if someone put that down in front of me I would be all &#8216;i cant eat&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-3604\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span>Tumblr<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-3604\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\"><span>Pinterest<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\"><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#\" class=\"sharing-anchor sd-button share-more\"><span>More<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"sharing-hidden\"><div class=\"inner\" style=\"display: none;\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-3604\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span>Reddit<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-3604\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/?share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\"><span>LinkedIn<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[25,418],"tags":[958,512,513,511,488,97],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v16.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>I&#039;m sorry mr octopus - Day 17<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2012\/01\/im-sorry-mr-octopus\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"I&#039;m sorry mr octopus - Day 17\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I was going to post this with the other vids but they were all mega adorbs times. 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