{"id":2897,"date":"2009-01-16T13:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T02:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/?p=2897"},"modified":"2012-02-05T20:32:21","modified_gmt":"2012-02-05T09:32:21","slug":"captain-hammer-is-a-womanizer-aww-yeah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2009\/01\/captain-hammer-is-a-womanizer-aww-yeah\/","title":{"rendered":"Captain Hammer is a Womanizer! Aww yeah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"460\" height=\"390\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/media.imeem.com\/pl\/D2nI8jMNB1\/aus=false\/pv=2\/\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><\/object> <\/p>\n<p>This totally cracked me up! 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