This is something I am starting on my LJ so I thought I would also post it here as well. But I thought I’d also explain a bit about my HP fanfic love. Its really evil. I have had minor fanfic obsessions before but this is ridiculous. Its even more compulsive than my love of the internet. Freaky.<\/p>\n
BTW – I read slash (guy\/guy if you dont know). And I seem to adore smutty slash. With the het stuff I like fluffy romance but am fine with sex stuff, but slash – well the more smuttier the more fun! Though I do like fluff too. ^-^<\/p>\n
Anyways – i posted on my LJ my prefered pairings recently but its easier to say who I dont want paired – anyone else is up for grabs.
\ni never wanna see:
\nHarry\/Ginny
\nGinny\/anyone but Draco (heehee)
\nHarry\/Hermione (especially when used as a plot point to get Gin with Draco)<\/p>\n
Any other pairing is fair game.<\/p>\n
Het<\/b><\/p>\n
Draco\/Ginny<\/i> The Weasel and the Kneazle Chapter 13<\/a> by Davesmom Opening the Gate<\/a> by Ari Starr Second Impressions<\/a> by Slyth at heart Cat & Mouse<\/a> prologue by HarmonyGoddess DirtCatharsis<\/a> chapter 5 by athenaprime She closed her eyes for a moment. When she opened them again, she grabbed the opposite cuffs of her robes, pulling her arms out of her sleeves. She wriggled and He caught it reflexively, his seeker’s reflexes engaging without his brain.<\/p>\n She flicked her gaze to Crabbe and Goyle. “No one should have to walk around braless with a pair of boobs as big as those two.”<\/p>\n With her head held high and her chest out–rather a bit more than usual, she pushed BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n Baby Draco<\/a> by SilverFangs I Must Not Tell Lies<\/a> by Courtney S.A. Guilt<\/a> chapter 12 by lina_granger Ron\/Hermione<\/i> Slash<\/b><\/p>\n Sirius\/Remus<\/i> Puppy Love<\/a> by Minerva Waters Snape\/Harry<\/i> Last Words<\/a> by Trismegistus Snape\/Lupin<\/i> Sex Ed<\/a> by Lady Feylene “The only other beings a human can comfortably copulate with are the undead and lycanthropes. Vampires and werewolves, Mr. Potter – though I would not advise sexual intercourse with a vampire. During the act they are known to lose control and bite, without even realizing they are doing it. They have little self-control when stimulated. On the other hand, lycanthropes are known for their stamina and resilience. Their sexual drive is linked with their cycle, and grows as their time approaches. They become nearly insatiable. If you really want a wild night of passion, sleep with a werewolf a night or two before the full moon; I can assure you, you will not find a more passionate, unrestrained, or able lover.” Snape paused, looking at the students’ faces. Some were horror-stricken, some disgusted, and a few were smirking knowingly. Only Neville looked as confused as he had the entire class. Realization of what he had just said dawned on Snape, and he felt his mouth tighten and his temple throb.<\/p>\n “Ahem. Are there any more questions?” he asked, fighting to keep control of his voice. “Relevant questions, Mr. Malfoy. I see. Then you are dismissed. I hope you all learned something today. Useful. That you can put to use.” There was no saving it. The damage had been done. “Oh, just get out!” he snapped, waving his hand at the door. “And ten points from Gryffindor – I heard that, Mr. Weasley!”<\/p>\n As the class filed out, whispering to one another, Snape clenched his teeth together tightly. “Watch your mouth, Mr. Malfoy. Five more points from Gryffindor, Miss Patil.”<\/p>\n Then they were gone, and Snape was alone in his classroom, vowing to himself that this was the last year he would *ever* teach that god-forsaken class!<\/i><\/p>\n I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! I was in hysterics after I read it!<\/p>\n To the Point<\/a> by Mi Snape\/Lockhart<\/i> Potio<\/a> by Seeker Photo Perfect<\/a> by Predatrix Harry\/Draco<\/i>
\nSome Days I Wish I Was In Slytherin Chapter 10<\/a> by Ginnysdarkside
\nThis is a really well written and interesting fic (the start is here<\/a>). Ginny decides the best way to help the good guys is to pretend she has crossed over to the other side. In her efforts to do that she asks Snape to help her. I think this is gonna be a LOOOONG fic because she is currently at a conference acting as an assistant to Snape during the day, while he teaches her various kinds of magic at night that will help her in her goal. Draco is there with his grandfather and the kids have been bonding (heehee). <\/p>\n
\nThis is on Fanfiction.net (first chapter is here<\/a>.
\nThis new chapter has been up for a while but I only just read it. I have this growing folder of D\/G fics in progress that I ocassionally go through to find if there are new chapters…man its a nightmare! FINISH YOUR STORIES ALREADY! ^-^
\nOkay – story – Ginny gets a new pet called a Kneazle that turns out to have psychic
\npowers but you dont find that out straight away. The day she gets it, it goes running off down Knockturn Alley and down there Ginny runs into Malfoy who promptly escorts her out of there.
\nAt Hogwarts they get a bit friendlier (the Kneazle – Labelle – likes Draco). Draco saves Ginny from some nutjob Death Eaters and woo they fall in love of course. Anyways Death Eaters are after GinGin and Draco, Labelle and a bunch of other people are trying to protect her. I am loving the minor side story of Colin Creevey being The Gay and Blaise Zambini being after him. Its all terribly sweet!
\nAnd something is seriously up with Harry – he’s acting WEIRD! How unusual… >.><\/p>\n
\nStart of a new story. Draco has come to stay at Order HQ because his dad is dead and his mums in Mungos. Seems to be fond of Ginnys underwear which is amusing. But they had to end the chapter with my all time major D\/G story pet peeve – Harry and Hermione getting together. FUCK! Have bookmarked it anyways. I hope it will be good despite that evilness.<\/p>\n
\nThis is actually gonna be a Katie Bell\/Marcus Flint story but Gin and Draco are
\nalready together in this and well you know how i love the D\/G stories…heehee.
\nanyways Katie Bell is asked to join the british World Cup team after another team member leaves due to pregnancy. apart from Marcus checking her out a bit in chapter 2 nothing much has happened yet….I’m waiting!!! *taps foot* <\/p>\n
\nOooh – an exciting start to a new D\/G fic.
\nPansy is in a snit because Ginny has insulted her and has talked Draco in to making Gin fall for him. go get her boy!!! SUCKER!!!!<\/p>\n
\n(first chapter here<\/a>.
\nAll the boys in the school are feuding. there is a sort of Slytherin\/Ravenclaw Gryffindor\/Hufflepuff alliance. anyways a May Day Ball is coming up but none of the guys have asked the girls because they are too busy with their feud. the girls are less than impressed. ginny hatches an evil plan and all the 6th and 7th year girls
\nfrom all houses are in on it. there was some beautiful D\/G moments in chapter 4 if
\nonly draco hadnt been so intent on his bloody feud…anyways – hopefully the next chapter will finally reveal The Plan…because damn i want to know what it is….but chapter 5 had a brilliant moment i will share here for you all. Gin and Draco have had a brush in the hallway and Gin is trying to contain her anger for the scheme they are doing that night so instead….<\/p>\n
\ntwisted, then finally shoved her arms back into her clothes and pulled something out
\nof the one sleeve with her other hand. She rose to her feet. “Here you go, Malfoy,”
\nshe said, tossing the bit of peach lace at him.<\/p>\n
\npast him and through the milling crowd.<\/i><\/p>\n
\nDraco foolishly touches something in Borgin and Burkes and turns into a baby. Weasley boys sneaking around the place find squalling baby and take him home. Baby still has mind of grown up self and isnt impressed, but so far has copped a feel of Ginnys boobs and had a bit of a perv as she got changed. Naughty baby!<\/p>\n
\nThis fic is a bit weird. Not sure when its supposed to be taking place because there
\nis NO WAY Umbridge will still be at Hogwarts in the next book. Anyways in it Umbridge is punishing Draco much the same way she punished Harry with the lines.
\nAnyways Draco goes off on this little derangement about blood. Ginny features. From the file name this story may continue. Hmmm.<\/p>\n
\n(first chapter here<\/a>
\nGinGin was still feeling guilty years after the whole Chamber of Secrets thing. Still wanting Potter and all that crap. Draco has been a prat to her for ages but he overhears Ron and Harry talking about our Gin and the Chamber and then goes and questions her and finds out just what her involvement was. He then uses the info to annoy Ron of course. Ron then gets some nasty revenge on Draco who decides to make Gin fall for him as revenge back….YAY!
\nBut the whole thing about Hermione finding some book that completely absolved Ginny from feeling guilty was a tad trite and could have been written more interestingly…..now I await the D\/G action….bring it baby!<\/p>\n
\nFinding a Voice<\/a> by Ava Maria
\nI think the idea behind this was good but it wasnt that great a story. Ron goes all quiet on Hermione because he realises he loves her.<\/p>\n
\nCheckmate<\/a> by evanesce
\nThe lads are playing Chess but they seem rather interested in other things. Nothing happens but oh the anticipation…..now I need to find some smut to make me happy! ^-^<\/p>\n
\ndamnit – more sirius\/remus fluff. nothing happens apart from snoozing on a bed together in the infirmary. very cute fluff though.<\/p>\n
\nRemember Your Heart<\/a> by bramblerose
\nOkay – nothing slashy has happened yet. Voldemort has been defeated and a number of years has passed. Snape had disappeared but Harry found him in a muggle mental hospital and has brought him home to recover. Snape is being a turd when he is awake enough to do so. bring on the loving! ^-^<\/p>\n
\nSnape is making a potion to cross over and find Sirius. Harry is being angsty. Snape succeeds and stuff happens. we only get one kiss but even though i think its a one off fic there is implied future loving! <\/p>\n
\nNothing Like The Sun<\/a> by Louise Lux
\nSnape finds Remus making an illegal potion and has to decide what to do about it.
\nSlashiness is soooo good! OHMYGOD! Loved it!<\/p>\n
\nThis is a one off fic with Snape losing a bet so he has to give the yearly sex-ed talk to the Slytherins and Gryffindor’s students.
\nIts a very funny read. The reason I have put it here is because of Snapes comments on werewolf stamina in bed…..how does Snape know hmm? In fact – I think I should just quote the important bit rght here – you dont even need to read the fic…<\/p>\n
\nWHY IS THIS IN THE RESTRICTED SECTION????????? it stops before the good stuff!!! *cries* Anyways – its after the defeat of Voldemort. and Snape is horny because its been AGES since he shagged anyone. *glomp*<\/p>\n
\nPersonal, Private, Perfect<\/a> by Seeker
\nThis is pure smut. OHMYGOD!! there is also implied Snape\/Harry and Snape\/Dumbledore right at the end. but damn….so smutty. *grins*
\nthe tattoo on Snapes arse kills me!<\/p>\n
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Less smut – though still lots of sex stuff – but actually a good story to go with it. Lockhart is in Mungos and everyones treating him quite crappily because the truth of
\nhis past comes out. Also the glamour he’d cast on himself is fading and nasty scars appear on his face. One day he walks out of Mungos and does research on himself and discovers who he was. Then he starts to remember too. Anyways he starts drinking himself into oblivion when Snape finds him. YUM.<\/p>\n
\nOkay- so I was visiting this site that had a load of SS\/GL. I read them all!
\nThis is another good one. Plenty of shagging of course but also a nice story. Gilderoy
\nhas his idiot persona Gilderoy Lockhart (TM), but in private with Snape out comes his real self – Gil. its all so fluffy and nice…if it wasnt for the sex stuff. YAY!<\/p>\n
\nBetween Heaven and Hell<\/a> by AbbyCadabra
\nA lovely angsty piece about the boys. No smut sadly (^-^) but there are deaths… T.T
\npoor darling draco…<\/p>\n