{"id":2494,"date":"2003-06-12T16:24:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-12T06:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/?p=2494"},"modified":"2003-06-12T16:24:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-12T06:24:00","slug":"2494","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2003\/06\/2494\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300>\n<tr>\n<td><center><b><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000 >Book Worm Meter for REBECCA<\/b><\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc >\n<tr height=30>\n<td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000>Shut In 93%<\/td>\n<td>\n<table height=30>\n<tr>\n<td width=93 bgcolor=#ff0000>.<\/td>\n<td width=7 bgcolor=#0000ff>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000 >7% Out Of The House<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr height=30>\n<td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000>Intellectual 77%<\/td>\n<td>\n<table height=30>\n<tr>\n<td width=77 bgcolor=#ff0000>.<\/td>\n<td width=23 bgcolor=#0000ff>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000 >23% Moron<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr height=30>\n<td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000>High Attention Span 95%<\/td>\n<td>\n<table height=30>\n<tr>\n<td width=95 bgcolor=#ff0000>.<\/td>\n<td width=5 bgcolor=#0000ff>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000 >5% Low Attention Span<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr height=30>\n<td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000>Bookitude 96%<\/td>\n<td>\n<table height=30>\n<tr>\n<td width=96 bgcolor=#ff0000>.<\/td>\n<td width=4 bgcolor=#0000ff>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000 >4% Book Burner<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr height=50>\n<td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000><b>Book Worm<\/b> 90.25%<\/td>\n<td>\n<table height=40>\n<tr>\n<td width=90.25 bgcolor=#ff0000>.<\/td>\n<td width=9.75 bgcolor=#0000ff>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td width=85 bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000 >9.75% <b>Bug Stomper<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2 align=center><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatomictemple.com\" style=\"color:#118811\">Take your bookworm readings.<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300>\n<tr>\n<td><center><b><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000 >Will rebecca Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?<\/b><\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc >\n<tr height=30>\n<td>\n<table height=10 >\n<tr>\n<td width=12 bgcolor=#ff0000>.<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td bgcolor=#ffffff  align=right><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000 >12% chance Bush would kill you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr height=30>\n<td>\n<table height=10>\n<tr>\n<td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td  bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance Clinton would kill you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr height=30>\n<td>\n<table height=10>\n<tr>\n<td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif\" size=1 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