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firda gave me some wordlove<\/a> the other day – so i am gonna pass it on baby. (included some old faves and a bunch of new peeps i have been reading).<\/p>\n


\nContrary to popular belief, I am a superzero.<\/a>
\nScrew cancer, I’m going to become a diabetic!<\/a>
\nMet her one fine fall evening on the way to a They Might Be Giants concert.<\/a>
\njust cause you’re from louisiana doesn’t mean you have to act<\/i> like a hick! <\/a>
\nI’m God.<\/a>
\nI won’t add him to my harem, so don’t worry, Rebecca.<\/a>
\nMan those are the times when you could use and need a boyfriend….
\n<\/a>
\nJust call me a herd of elephants when I dance.<\/a>
\nBut see, I live on male time. So, in reality, ‘tommorrow’ means like a week.<\/a>
\nAnd I think I’m partly out of the loop on purpose.<\/a>
\nI rock as a corruptor. *puts yet another notch on the bedpost*<\/a>
\nI need to shave actually, otherwise I’m gonna look like some dirty pervy beggar before the end of the week.<\/a>
\nSometimes…there’s snorting.<\/a>
\n<\/a>
\n<\/small>
\n<\/p>\n

i was gonna add more but the computer is being a bitca.<\/p>\n

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