{"id":2075,"date":"2002-05-29T01:54:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-28T15:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/?p=2075"},"modified":"2002-05-29T01:54:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-28T15:54:00","slug":"2075","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2002\/05\/2075\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbspot.com\/News\/2002\/05\/deathstar.html\">Microsoft Nearing Completion of Death Star<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8220;Gates said he plans on using the death star to destroy the moon, and cease all tidal activity on Earth in an awesome display of the power Microsoft Windows XP SP1.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>those silly kids coming out of seeinf Episode 2 saying they are fairly certain that Palpatine is Darth Sidious are clearly so wrong! 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