{"id":1845,"date":"2002-03-05T02:52:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-04T16:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/?p=1845"},"modified":"2002-03-05T02:52:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-04T16:52:00","slug":"1845","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2002\/03\/1845\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>wanted to blog this at work<\/p>\n<p>1:15pm ::  deary me &#8211; my evil mind. was just looking at SMH website and saw this headline <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/0203\/04\/national\/national101.html\">Four dogs maul elderly woman <\/a> and immediately thought of Bridget Jones imagining herself being eaten by Alsatians.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2002\/03\/1845\/?share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1845\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2002\/03\/1845\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2002\/03\/1845\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span>Tumblr<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-1845\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2002\/03\/1845\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\"><span>Pinterest<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2002\/03\/1845\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\"><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#\" class=\"sharing-anchor sd-button share-more\"><span>More<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"sharing-hidden\"><div class=\"inner\" style=\"display: none;\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1845\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2002\/03\/1845\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2002\/03\/1845\/?share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span>Reddit<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-1845\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.galacticmuffin.net\/day17\/2002\/03\/1845\/?share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\"><span>LinkedIn<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">wanted to blog this at work 1:15pm :: deary me &#8211; 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