the surrealist compliment generator is somewhat amusing. the first one that came up was
Be still, my love, my watermelon rind. I am consumed with your collection of agile fans and spare blades.
followed by
‘Lo, EUREKA,’ I yelled into the cat, ‘Thou art truly laborious and divergent. My nose bleeds for your impending encounter with the front fender of a Mercedes Benz.’
but i truly think this one is spectacular
Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.