lol – silly news headlines

Norwegian Angler Hooks Large Dane in Salmon River
Norwegian angler Kjell Wilhelmsen hooked a Danish fellow angler who had fallen into the Gaula river and saved him from drowning.

Berlin Teen Fails to Stop Flying Cow Spectacle
An Austrian artist dropped a dead cow stuffed with fireworks from a helicopter in Berlin on Thursday in a controversial performance that an animal-loving teenager had failed to stop in a last-ditch legal bid.